Dry your hands on the indestructible Captain Scarlet!
May we present to you the New Captain Scarlet hand towel?
This towel is in fact a hand puppet, which means that you can dry both hands at the same time (like any other towel) by inserting one hand inside and slapping the good Captain across the face with the other.
Of course, you could opt not to dry your hands at all, and use this spiffy but curious puppet to taunt your cat.
Whatever you do with it, hang on to it!